You know your a mom when...

...poop is not a big deal
...you wake up with an extra person in your bed and your not sure when they got there
...you cook and clean all day for your satisfactory only, not to mention that at the end of the day it looks as if you have done nothing so you start all over again
...your room is the messiest in the house because your too tired to clean anymore by the time you get to it
...you keep your cool when others would loose their patience and loose you patience at times when you would usually keep your cool
...you happily spend your money on things that you need in exchange for the things you know your kids would like
...all spare change is given to piggy banks and grocery store rides
...you have eaten every pre-mommy-hood judgement you ever had
...Facebook and Instagram is a site to showcase your kids- not yourself
...you drink grape juice in a wine glass to feel cool
...a romantic dinner is at Applebee's
...a romantic evening is watching a Red box while snuggling on the couch after the kids are in bed
...your nice blouse is the one without a stain
...your child's savings account has more in it than yours
...you envy your friends without kids.
...you can't imagine your life without kids
...sleep is more precious than gold and silver combined
...sex is scheduled
...you visit the Dr. now for routine check-ups more than you ever have and none of them are for you
...your best friends are the parents of your kids' best friends
...while holding a child you can balance like a ninja
...You barefeet step on every Lego and toy car
... Laundry is an ever-growing mountain that you have become accustomed to
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